這是某天我聽的電話...
A = 我 P = 打電話來的人
A: Hello, XXX Pharmacy.
P: Hi. Are you the pharmacist?
A: Yes.
P: Is there anything that can help me lose 30 pounds in 2 weeks?
A: Um....losing 30 pounds in 2 weeks is quite a lot...normally the most that you should lose is a few pounds in 2 weeks.
P: Oh I know....I've been exercising by walking up the stairs everyday to my apartment....but it just doesn't seem to be working!
A: Well have you tried to do cardio exercises? Also try to control the amount of fat that you are consuming....
P: Well OK, you see, (reluctantly) I'm seeing this guy (note this is a guy I'm talking to) and we're going camping in 2 weeks...
A: I see...(rolling my eyes at the same time) how much do you weigh now? Because losing 30 pounds in 2 weeks is quite impossible...
P: I weigh about 160 pounds and I'm 5'8. But I really want to look good for this guy...
A: If you weigh 160 pounds and at a height of 5'8, losing 30 pounds would make you too skinny!
P: Well isn't that what everybody wants?
A: Um (I'm not even sure how to respond anymore at this point) not too skinny and unhealthy...
P: So you're sure I can't just throw money at something over the counter to help me lose weight???
A: Well most of those products don't work anywayz.
P: OK.....Thanks.
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The guy actually came to the store that day and my student helped him pick out a product called CLA (it helps to convert fat to muscles....god knows if it works or not) because he "really wanted to throw money at a product". -____- Then a few days later he came back to return it because he got an allergic reaction to it and got a rash all over his face (which hopefully will clear in 2 weeks in time for his camping trip? -_-), and he complained to management that he wasn't told that he can get allergic to it................................(I really don't know how many times I've rolled my eyes during this...)
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