Stellar*Rhapsody's Rants About Life

1. Patient: This medication is poison! Why did the Dr give it to me again? It is so cheap. You'd just know this won't work. The other one that I'm on is much more expensive, that is why it works and has no side effects you know. Next time you give this out to someone be careful! Cuz it's poison!
    Staff: Um....yeah.....OK.... (half happy that someone is complaining a medication is too CHEAP for a change)

2. P: What is this one for?
    S: For your bones.
    P: And this one?
    S: For your heart.
    P: What about this one? (pointing back to the 1st medication)
    S: For your bones.
    P: How about this one?
    S: It's a multivitamin.
    P: This one?
    S: Bones.......... (repeated again for many times.....about the same medication).

    P: Can you write them down for me? I'd like to know what they are for.
    S: ...

3. P (at drop off counter): Can I pay for these here? (referring to his groceries, not medications)
    S: You'll have to pay for them at the Pick up counter. The cash register is over there.
    P: Why can't I pay for them here?
    S: ...because the cash register is over there...
    P: Well you should move it over here.
    S: Well it's a tad bit heavy to move over here...